Amazon Adventure

Well, friends, believe me when I say jungle trekking isn't as easy as it looks. It's taken me awhile to sufficiently recover my strength, and for those pesky back spasms to go away, and even now as I sit down the write this I'm not sure I can. I've been putting off this post because there is just too much to say and no way to adequately describe what the trip was like. But due to my ongoing battle with all things electronic, I find myself stranded in Chiclayo awaiting word from my computer buddy as to whether he can resurrect the contents of my external hard drive. So I've plopped down in the restaurant of the fanciest hotel in town, ordered the cheapest thing on the menu (an S/. 11 grilled cheese) and committed myself to catching up on email, blogs and Facebook stalking.

Semana Santa is big here in Peru and accordingly Peace Corps is kind enough to grant us a few free vacation days around the Easter holiday. Free vacations days? That's all we needed to hear to pack our Chacos and raincoast and head for the jungle. I will spare you the detailed itinerary (if you really want to know everything we did, check out Steph's blog -- she's quite thorough) and jump right to the highlights, with photographic evidence of course.

We spent the first couple days of our trip en route, via a town called Tarapoto, where we took a small side trip to some pretty waterfalls. After 12 hours aboard El Romantic II, we arrived in the town of Lagunas, the jumping off point to enter the National Reserve. From Lagunas we headed off in canoes and spent the better part of three days sprawled out on said canoes admiring the jungle wildlife: monkeys, sloths, anacondas, crocs, dolphins, piranhas and lots of other birds, bugs and trees. It was pretty cool and definitely off the beaten track. The only other tourists we saw were other volunteers. We camped under the stars, protected by mosquito nets smelling of what can only be described as a cross between a moldy boy's locker room and rotten eggs; in a word, awful. We ate fish straight from the river, cooked up by our trusty guides. We went on a nighttime crocodile hunt, where we really did get to lay down in the canoes and marvel at the incredible expanse of starts. It was a great little jaunt, not very relaxing or comfortable but unique and special.

Aboard El Romantic, she's a beaut.

Aboard the canoe, where we spent many an hour.

Nothing but the best for us, four stars all the way.


I didn't think it would happen but I've found my soulmate - the sloth.

We arrived back in Lagunas prepared to board a boat headed for Iquitos, a mere 30 hours away, and interestingly enough, the largest city in the world that is inaccessible by road. Who said this blog wasn't educational? To make an incredibly long story slightly shorter, the boat to Iquitos wasn't coming that day. We waited out the night in Lagunas, which I would not wish on anyone, where we passed the time eating Dutch cheese out of a tin can and dancing with 4-foot-tall Peruvians in the town's only bar, which was really just a store that happened to have a generator and thus could stay open after the lights went out at 9pm. The next morning we found out that there would not be another boat to Iquitos for at least two more days. Our jungle guides promised to work something out for us and ended up arranging for a private boat to transport the 14 of us (my group plus two other volunteer groups). The cost was much, much higher, but they assured us it would only be an eight hour ride to Iquitos. I think the rest of the story is best explained visually.

The boat we thought we were taking. Spacious, no?


It started looking bad when this canoe pulled up and the Peruvians transferred the engine from the big boat to the canoe.



17 people, 18 hours, one canoe. There aren't enough expletives in the world.



Nightfall sets in and we're still on the canoe, faking smiles.

So, eighteen hours later we arrived in Iquitos. I'm not exaggerating when I say those were probably the worst 18 hours of my life. Especially when it started to rain and we were forced to seek shelter under a moldy tarp. Or when we were lost in the middle of the Amazon in the middle of the night and kept turning off the motor to simply float helplessly. Or the time when we asked the "captain" how much longer and he told us we were one hour away from a town from where we were eight to nine hours from Iquitos AFTER we'd already been on the canoe for five hours. All in all it was a horrible, horrible journey and I vow never to ride in a canoe again. Ever. But we did arrive in Iquitos, more or less in one piece and were able to actually relax for the first time all trip, enjoying some surprisingly tasty Texas BBQ and the indescribable pleasure of a real bed on dry land.

A word to the wise when planning your next Peruvian vacation -- the jungle is lacking certain infrastructure that makes for an easy vacation. I wouldn't recommend it if you enjoy things like schedules, reliable information and beds. But all in all, I am glad I made the trip. If nothing else it made for a good blog post, right? There are more pictures on Facebook and on Steph and Kim's blogs if you just can't get enough.

Modern Mascot

(NB, I wrote this post several weeks ago but due to a lot of time in site (see below) and a trip to the Amazon jungle (to be elaborated in a future post), my Internet access has been limited to say the least. Better late than never, right? Enjoye!)

On the heels of my parents’ visit and the subsequent traveling, I vowed to myself to spend a good chunk of quality time in my site. I returned from my respite in the fancy hotels of Peru rejuvenated and inspired to get back to work. Summer vacation is officially over, for both the kids and me. School is back in session and everyone has returned from their summer travels to Lima. Huaca Rajada is back up to full capacity, 724 people to be exact, and it’s feeling a little crowded.

With many hours to fill and nowhere to go, I’ve spent the past few weeks working on several projects, both new and old. I’m excited to have started my classes again – English twice a week and a culture club with kids (as always, teaching tips or cultural ideas welcome!). The costura (sewing) women are developing a new line of products made from an environmentally-friendly canvas/cotton blend, so I’ve been working with them to develop inventory, pricing and coding on the new products. We’re also setting up a new stand to display their work in the complex, which I’m hoping I can use as a starting point for a broader marketing workshop for all the artisans, particularly with regard to stand organization. As it stands now (haha), everyone throws every product they have on a table with a multi-colored tablecloth. It’s not exactly conducive to highlighting the quality of their work. I’ve also been loitering around the school trying to get some ideas off the ground with some professors and students. As always, persistence is key. If nothing else, everyone in this town is used to seeing me hang around.

Enjoying my culinary masterpiece: guacamole.

Some of our new products.

Despite my renewed work ethic, there are still many hours in a day to fill…especially at night. In the past two-and-a-half weeks I have read five books and watched a lot of episodes of Sex and the City, which upon further reflection is a lot like my life in Huaca Rajada. Except instead of the fabulous clothes, I walk around in dirty t-shirts and sandals made of old tires. And in lieu of dining at the hottest restaurants with my girlfriends, I eat giant bowls of rice twice a day with my six-year-old nephew. And as far as hitting the town and meeting beautiful men…well, I sit in my room alone and watch TV shows starring beautiful people on my laptop. But otherwise, really similar.

But more than anything I’ve been spending a lot of time with my host family. And I’ve had a revelation – I am my family’s pet. I follow them wherever they go, trotting behind at a comfortable distance blindly trusting that they will lead me to safety. We go to parties, weddings, church anniversaries, soccer tournaments. I don’t ask questions; they give a little tug on my invisible leash and off we go. Occasionally I do a little trick or say something funny and everyone laughs; their laughter the belly rubs I so desperately crave. They ring the dinner bell and I obediently take my place at the table and wait to be served.

I came to this revelation last Sunday. My host brother was playing in a soccer tournament in Pampagrande, so Papy, Bryan and I went to watch. A couple hours of soccer later – not being the biggest soccer fan, I amused myself by counting the number of times the makeshift stretcher was called to the field, apparently Peruvians make up for what they lack in skill in drama – I was ready to get out of the sun and head home. But Papy felt the need to give a lengthy pep-talk to Pierre’s losing team. Not having anywhere else to go, I stood an awkward 20 feet away from the circle where the players were changing, gossiping and doing things generally reserved for locker rooms. They must have thought I was some sort of mute groupie. Papy finally finished and headed off the field. A few paces later, he remembered me, turned his head and flicked his wrist, I bounded up behind him and we made for home so I could be fed.

What happens to bad pets.

Oh, and this just occurred to me: when we found our new puppy back in December my family wanted to name it Jessica because he (yes, a he) had blue eyes. Or so they said. Perhaps they understood this analogy far earlier than I did. Luckily we decided on Rambo for the dog -- two pets named Jessica would just be confusing.

NB, mascota = pet in Spanish. Hence the title of this post. Witty in two languages. What.